My intellectual properties on my website are computer data that prove my originality time date.
Whether or not an invention is patentable, this website can prove originality. Originality is necessary to get patents in most countries.
If anyone slanders me by saying falsely that I am not the inventor, then I may sue them. In that effort, I may gain money from my inventions regardless of owning patents.
My i.p. are intended to be awarded venture capital from large companies, not ma and pop enthusiasts. If I solicit to a company, then it is determined that the company has declined or rejected my bid if the company either says no or if it does not say yes or has no response. Every moment a company does not say yes are moments that the company has declined until the company says yes to form a negotiation agreement.
I have one year from time of invention published public to go patent pending or to sell my co-sign to file a patent application with an investor company.
According to:
47-25-1217. Bond of developer.
I must own a bond that is worth at least $25,000, SO THEREFORE, I hereby state that I do not offer any invention services, and instead require an innitial payment of approx $25,000 from an investor as a blatant unrelated business grant or loan, in order to begin offering invention services. Before such a money is presented, no invention services are available.
If I have obtained a bond money then If an investor contacts me, I say:
"My fee to be charged is an amount that can be described as $10,000 for weak-inventions and $1,000,000 for strong-inventions, as a flat fee, plus I will require a negotiable royalty percentage of invention product sales prices that may be 50%. None of such money paid will be spent on patent work or to other partners, as the investor will be responsible to pay all patent fees. I do not intend to expend more for the patent fees than payment to me. Zero investors, as investors are customers, have yet invested, and none such have profited." "Any contract for invention development services between you and SimcrimeCom will be regulated by law. SimcrimeCom is not qualified or permitted to advise you whether protection of your idea or invention is available under the patent, copyright, or trademark laws of the United States or any other law. The contract does not provide any patent, copyright, or trademark protection for your idea or invention. If your idea or invention is patentable, copyrightable, or subject to trademark protection, or infringes an existing valid patent, copyright, or trademark or a patent, copyright, or trademark for which application has been made, your failure to inquire into these matters may affect your rights to your idea or invention."
(47-25-1204. Initial disclosures to customer by developer)
Each contract must be written to say:
"The seven-day period during which you may cancel this contract for any reason by mailing or delivering written notice to the invention developer will expire on _________________ (Last date to mail or deliver notice)
If you choose to mail your notice, it must be placed in the United States mail properly addressed first class postage prepaid and postmarked before twelve o'clock midnight (12:00) of this date. If you choose to deliver your notice to the invention developer directly, it must be delivered to that party by the end of that party's normal business day on this date. The invention developer also has the right to cancel this contract by notice similarly mailed or delivered."
And each contract must say: describe whether or not a prototype is to be built and/or sold,, person names and business entity names, mailing addresses, statement of intent to spend or not spend received payment amount on extra invention investing if so then estimated amount, "speculated profit is based on market analysis", number of other investors contracted and number of investors who have profited, "I am required to record paperwork for atleast 3 years after contract expires. Such record will be viewable to copy by investor's expense at inventor's premises during normal business hours within 7 days of notice placed in 1st class mail.", expected date of completion, name and address of notary public if used, "This contract between you and the invention developer is regulated by law. The invention developer is not qualified or permitted to advise you whether protection of your idea or invention is available under the patent, copyright, or trademark laws of the United States or any other law. This contract does not provide any patent, copyright, or trademark protection for your idea or invention. If your idea or invention is patentable, copyrightable, or subject to trademark protection, or infringes an existing valid patent, copyright, or trademark or a patent, copyright, or trademark for which application has been made, your failure to inquire into these matters may affect your rights to your idea or invention." "The invention developer shall deliver to the customer at the address specified in the contract, at quarterly intervals throughout the term of the contract, a written statement of the services performed to date; provided, that the first such statement need not be delivered until one hundred eighty (180) days after the contract is executed."
Each contract must have a cover sheet that says:
"The following disclosures are required by law:
You have the right to cancel this contract for any reason at any time within seven (7) days from the date you and the invention developer sign the contract and you receive a fully executed copy of it. To exercise this option, you need only mail or deliver to this invention developer written notice of your cancellation. The method and time for notification is set forth in this contract immediately above the place for your signature. Upon cancellation, the invention developer must return by mail, within five (5) business days, all money paid and all materials provided by you.
This contract between you and the invention developer is regulated by law. The invention developer is not qualified or permitted to advise you whether protection of your idea or invention is available under the patent, copyright, or trademark laws of the United States or any other law. This contract does not provide any patent, copyright, or trademark protection for your idea or invention. If your idea or invention is patentable, copyrightable, or subject to trademark protection, or infringes an existing valid patent, copyright, or trademark or a patent, copyright, or trademark for which application has been made, your failure to inquire into these matters may affect your rights to your idea or invention."
308. Cucumber Trick brand
Cucumber Trick is a new design-patent-worthy septic system that is extremely easy and affordable to install. Customers might buy them for farmhouses, hunting cabins, guesthouses and anywhere that needs a modern water running toilet that is very affordable.
WARNING* It is illegal to install septic systems in some states without a permit.
Cucumber Tricks may not be installed in some states, however many countries need fast easy affordable septic systems.
Cucumber Tricks are either a single kit, or a kit that has a short-cap-tube-arm instead of a tube-arm with no elbow pipe.
Cucumber Tricks resemble a trashcan with lid. The users simply opens the trashcan like tank, plastic or metal, and inside is 2 tube-arms, 1 elbow pipe, 1 waterproof glue caulk. The users digs a hole for the tank to fit, glues the tube-arms to ports, glues the elbow pipe to port and glues the lid to top. Already on top of lid is screw port for optional pumping out to drain sewage from tank. User places tank in ground with tube-arms angled down. Tube-arms are covered under and over with gravel not included. Dirt is placed over unit. Toilet pipe is glued to elbow pipe. Users hook up water to toilet and simply flush into Cucumber Trick.
Tube arm is perforated tube that has aluminum screen mid section. Tube arms attach to 2 ports to allow black water to spill yet prevent rocks and debris from clogging discharge. The short cap tube arm is similar to tube arm however short cap tube arm only connects to one port and has a screen closed tip. Tube arms are burried in the ground aimed down, lower than ports, so that rainwater will less likely flood tank, as tube arm perforations are not located very near ports.
Cucumber Trick kits are approx 75 gallons capacity so one is good for about normal use of one person. To add an extra Cucumber Kit, user simply uses Add-on kit to add another capacity tank to other capacity tank.
Cucumber Trick could be paired with a catchmet rainwater catcher barrel and a plastic toilet for impressive off the grid luxuries.




