Maxwell Kremer simcrime.com      
Patents are ideas on paper.

My intellectual properties on my website are computer data that prove my originality time date.

Whether or not an invention is patentable, this website can prove originality. Originality is necessary to get patents in most countries.
If anyone slanders me by saying  falsely that I am not the inventor, then I may sue them. In that effort, I may gain money from my inventions regardless of owning patents.


My i.p. are intended to be awarded venture capital from large companies, not ma and pop enthusiasts.


I have one year from time of invention published public to go patent pending or to sell my co-sign to file a patent application with an investor company.
215. American Folding Bicycle
  It is a bicycle, electric or with engine or with only pedal power, that folds up into the shape of a shopping cart or baby stroller. It acts as a bicycle until it is transformed into a cart.

If it is a bike that folds into a 2 wheel cart, then it is an AFB. If it is a bike that folds into a 4 wheel cart, then it is an AFB. No matter how many wheels it has, if it is a bike that folds up into a cart, then it is an AFB.

It is a valuable product because riders can transform from transit road to shopper sidewalk easily, which will be a more beneficial machine. Bikes that don't fold up are not as good because they become useless and heavy. Bikes that fold up into silly shapes are dumb compared to AFB because dumb folding bikes become smaller yet retain uselessness.
AFBs are good for shopping, indoor outdoor, sidewalk, parking lot and storage.


215.1 Cart-On-Cane

With 1 cu inch cart, it is for shopping with cane.

Just kidding. This one not serious invention. It is sarcasm because I see one folding bike cart that resemble alien wheels bike basket. The image seemed cgi. Cgi imply somebody make fake picture to compete with AFB. AFB is not small cart. AFB cart is very large, about size of bike or about size of large baby stroller.



216. T-shirt In A Can Brand

It is a t-shirt that is sealed inside a container. The t-shirt is pre-washed, has no harmful fumes, has no harmful residue and is sterile clean ready to be worn. No customers have ever browsed it on a clothing rack and have never touched it with their dirty hands. The container can be any material, however plastic and aluminum are suggested final model materials. The air inside the container can either be vacuumed-sealed or can have a positive pressure of co2  so that that the item resembles a soda upon opening or contains pure oxygen. T-shirt In A Cans can be scented with cologne or perfume, or be unscented.

216.1 T-shirt In A Can Brand - Other clothing articles
T-shirt in a can brand brings you pants-in-a-can, socks-in-a-can, underwear-in-a-can, shorts-in-a-can, jacket-in-a-can, sweater-in-a-can, summer-outfit-in-a-can, winter-outfit-in-a-can and hat-in-a-can. Summer outfit is pair of socks, underwear, shorts and t-shirt. Winter outfit is socks, underwear, pants, t-shirt and sweater. All types of clothes that are sterile in a sealed container for sale are T-shirt in a Can Brand. Outfit in a Cans will be small drums that are large cans, and small items like socks in a can will be in tuna can size cans.

Good for trips, storing in the automobile, emergency needs or instant fashion.
                                                                           " Instant Fashion! "

217. Solar Battery Bank Multi Tool Pole
It is a pole that contains solar panels, rechargeable battery, charge controller electronics, led lamps, usb port and 12v port. It comes with one tool head that is either a shovel head, a rake head or a pick head. The tool head attaches on the pole to become a tool and can detach to change out heads. The SBBMTP acts as a giant solar lawn spike when the shovel tool is embedded in soil standing straight up or acts as a flashlight.  The ports can recharge cell phones and power electronics.
218. Swing Stand
It is a device for a motorcycle or bicycle, that one, acts as a kick stand, and two, allows the vehicles to be parked in automobile parking spaces with added visual warning to prevent  parking lot crashes of parked bikes and motorbikes being hit by automobiles parking.
I have a similar invention in 2017 that involves balloon-like devices. Swing stand is different than the other ones.
Swing stand is a multi-hinge panel system that folds out when parked and folds in when driving/operating.
Swing stand has reflectors.
218.1    Swing Stand Led
It has an electric led system that warns other motorists that it is parked.

219. Changer Key Lock System
It is an entry door knob kit that acts as a doorknob and uses any key to become the only key that opens it. Automobile keys can be used to open home doors. Old useless keys can become newly usable. The CKLS opens up, itself, to expose a metal, or hard material,  tooth combination that can be preset by the user. Placing the key in the CKLS and adjusting the teeth allow users to customize their doorknob to any key. Turn or push to lock. Turn or push to unlock. It means less keys needed on the key ring. One key could be set to multiple CKLS's or each key can be set per CKLS.

219.1  Changer Key Lock System - Deadbolt
219.2 Changer Key Lock System - Portable lock
220. Print-A-Pipe Brand

It is 3d printer filament that is smoke-able marijuana.
Users can print up nugs or pipes.

220.01 Print-A-Soap
It is a soap filament that prints bars of soaps and other soap shapes for use bathing, showering and cleaning.
Note* The difference about marijuana-filament, tobacco-filament and soap-filament compared to other existing filaments  that are colored variety plastic filaments, for patent-ability, is that marijuana-filament, soap-filament and tobacco-filament all have specific intended uses of the printed object after it is 3d printed. Marijuana-filament and tobacco-filament burn when ignited, turning into smoke and become ash or completely burned. Soap-filament suds into soap bubbles when lathered with moisture.

220.1  Tobacco 3d printer filament

220.2 Print-A-Pipe Brand Joint Paper
It is a special ink cartridge for computer printers that is concentrated marijuana instead of ink. Users load smoking papers or rice papers into the printer and print up papers that are ready to be rolled and smoked. Depending on the graphic, the higher the concentration. Some graphics are origami that fold into special smoking paper apparatus.

220.3 Tobacco Print Paper

221. Touchless Motor - air cool model
It is similar to touchless motor, however instead of being encapsulated completely, it has an airway that allows cooler air to cool down the motor before it gets too hot. It prevents water from reaching the motor yet has a breezeway. There are plenty of other ways to cool down the motor with heatsinks and water cooling mechanisms differently, however the air cool model is easy for electric bikes or electric vehicles.
221. Ultimate Survival Hood
It is a hood, clothing item, that can attach to any other clothing item, to be worn as a hood, whether the clothing item has a hood or not. Hooded jackets could have the USH attach to it over the other hood. Jackets without hoods, t-shirts, and other clothing items can be adorned with the USH, to be worn limp or as hood. The USH fold and buttons into a small tube worn around the neck collar  and shoulders when not worn as hood or limp hood.
The USH exterior is made of waterproof material in case it rains.
A brim protects wearer from squinting sun as it is a hat hood where the brim is flexible to transform from hidden disuse to use.
Led flashlight allows user to see at night or signal.
Flat waterproof solar cell powers rechargeable batteries. 
The interior of the limp hood pulls out, extends, to form a goggled mask that has stretchy cloth lining to stick to the neck air tight, because a photo-catalyst inside neutralizes fumes as an electronic gas mask, with a replaceable option particulate carbon filter.
A pocket allows users to store cash or small items.
222.  Hide A Bit
It is a way for me to become very rich. It is a hex drill bit that is better than all the others. It inserts as a bulky bit to function as a hex hole where other bits can fit into the tip like drill bits, phillips head bit, cross bit, star bit, etc. The bulky component swing hinges, moves away to expose an additional hex hole for bits. The interior hex hole is intended for shorter bits.
The result is users can switch from bit to bit nearly instantly, without removing and adding bits.
Hide A Bit's interior drill bit (blue) matches into the exterior drill bit's (orange) inner rotor, so that the spinning force of the drill tool is transferred to the blue bit and then to the orange bit. Orange bit opened up allows the blue bit to be utilized. Orange bit closed allows the blue bit to spin the orange bit to utilize the orange bit.

222.1  Similar however orange bit is adjustable chuck instead of hex.

222.2 Both orange bit and blue bit spin when orange is bent up open to provide 90 angle drill capabilities. 
223.  Hole Peg Dishwasher
It is a special dishwasher that requires special dishes. The dishwasher is sold with the specific dishes as a set. The dishes fit in specific dish-insert-receptacles to be sprayed and scrubbed automatically inside the appliance.  Instead of working like other dishwashers, it cycles water and soap with electric motorized cleaning bristles. Small model is for one person, one meal, that features a fork, a spoon, a knife, a cup, a bowl, a plate and the appliance. The appliance opens up to allow all the dirty dish components to be conveniently placed. The appliance closes and then when activated, it goes through an electronic cleaning program of spraying water, dripping soap and rotating bristles so that after a moment, the dishes inside the HPD are clean, drip drying. A water intake, water outake, drip rack, electric cord, soap dispenser are in the appliance. The appliance works at any sink counter-top. The final model can feature a water bin that the intake uses where users pour water into it to load it with water, or the final model can have a spout tap hose that connects to the faucet or faucet water line.

223.1 Large size is double dishes
223.2 Extra Large size is quadruple dishes.
223.3 Party size is 8 times the amount of dishes and dish-insert-receptacles as the original Hole Peg Dishwasher.
223.4 Garbage Disposal model allows food bits to be blended mulched before out taken.
223.5 Drying model allows dishes to be air dried more quickly than drip dried.


224. Reverse Polarity Motor
Similarly to one of my earlier inventions, the one where the motor uses a "spinning key" as an extra commutator to turn magnets on and off during the spinning motion of the motor which results in a lack of heated friction caused by attracted magnets that are pulling away from each other. Instead of turning the magnets off momentarily during spin, as off and on and off and on, instead the electromagnets' polarity are reversed, as + and - and + and -, so that it will be more powerful than the other model, both without overheating.   


225. Manscroll Animation software program

It could be better on videogamestorysafe, however, I will put it on this page here. It is a computer screen program, for webpages, that is an animation file, like gif, instead of typical animation files that play a sequence of images upon viewing, instead the user causes the animation-images to sequence reactive to scrolling up and down, or left and right. For example 10 frames of a watermelon exploding, the user scrolls down the webpage while watching the animation explosion, stops scrolling and animation stops playing, scrolls back up and watermellon animation plays in reverse, scroll slow and the animation is slow, scroll fast and the animation is fast. It is a new program that makes computers more interactive in a new way.

226. Motoclam

Motoclam can be described as a portable garage for motorcycles, scooters, atv and bikes. It is comprised of a platform and 2 waterproof tarp-like flaps with hinges that enclose the vehicles air-locked. A user drives onto the platform, parks, and the flaps close around the vehicle with hasp. Benefits include less fume atmosphere, dust protection, water protection, sun protection, thief protection. 



"Making the world a better motorcycle place."

Note* There are other brands who can not contest Motoclam's originality because other brands advertise ventilation. Motoclam's purpose is anti-ventilation, and additionally opens long ways at left and right, unlike opening front to rear.

226.1 Auto-Motoclam

Without need for additional electricity or power, the tarp-walls open and close at the kick of a button. Rider drives onto AutoMotoclam's deck, which causes the weight of the vehicle to pressure lever spring internal arms to a cocked/spring-loaded locked position where a foot lever waits to be pressed to release the spring load causing the tarp walls to rise and lock together shut. Another foot press lever release causes the tarp walls to open and fall with gravity.

227. Collapsible pedal

It is a bicycle pedal unit, especially for electric bikes, where one of the pedals loosens, like a motorcycle clutch, by lifting foot under it up, so that it falls parallel, alike, the other pedal, so that rider's hips and legs will be positioned balanced, instead of one up and one down, instead both down. Rider simply revolves pedal back up into position where it spring locks in place again.


228. Collapsible String Trimmer / weed wacker

It folds up when not in use.

228.1 Collapsible Pole Saw

Folds up.

228.2. 1,000psi  Block powertools brand

On the shelf in disuse, they resemble cubes, with rounded corners, with diamond plate, with a sunken handle. The user picks up the block by the handle, releases a button on the handle that causes the collapseable power tool to fall with gravity in piece by piece unison to transform into a string trimmer, locking into place. The user  lanndscapes until done when each component is folded together back into the shape of a cube.  The cube is strong enough to withstand 1,000psi. Different tool models in the series can stack together like cubes. So, it is a string trimmer that looks like a cube, about 10 inch cu, that uses a single release button to use gravity to unfold and lock the tool into operational position, nearly instantly. It is very impressive and easy to manufacture because I have explained characteristics that are matters of simple engineering physics.



229. Hide-A-Lid Jar Utensil

Hide-a-lid jar utensil is a spoon, spork, fork or knife that attaches to the underneath of jars by means of a magnet or a suction cup or a thin arm with spring pushing against underside lid walls, where the utensil becomes erect or telescopic, to serve out the contents of the jar. Users don't need to touch the hide-a-lid jar utensil after it is installed, so that hands do not become dirty or do not put dirt into the jar. Users will prefer the device more than simple utensils because simple utensils require being washed after every scoop use. HALJU is the next big thing in the kitchen like the can opener and the cheese grater. The device can be extended and positioned by ridge-ing it on the edge of the jar and compacted similarly when the jar is mostly full.230.

230. Crete-Pire Gun

CPG is a new type of power tool that is for concrete work. It is comprised of a vacuum motor, tube, water hose port. Users stab the sharp toothed vacuum hose into paper concrete bags to suck the dry concrete powder and rocks up to the gun where it falls down while a water spout is sprayed to mix with it. It can be sprayed into wheelbarrow, cement mixer or on the ground. The brand is intended to be for women construction workers because they typically are too weak to lift 60 lb. or 80 lb. bags. The model theme will be pink color, with slogan "Suck those bags dry!" and trademark logo will be monster or vampire type pink logo.

231. Nonsport Grip Rail

It is an accessory that attaches onto a paintball gun where the front grip handle is. The accessory is a hardware case that allows a bb gun pistol or paintball handgun to be easily inserted, so that users can use 2 guns in 1.

232. GuardoTemp Tropical Winter Botanical device

Users can grow tropical plants in winter climate with GTTWBD. It is a lawn spike, a housing box, a semi-tube housing, a durable flexible housing, wires, leds, a daylight sensor, a 12v thermostat, a 12v battery, a charge controller, a solar panel, a 12v ac adapter, an on/off switch and an on/off/on switch.

Users dig under the plant's root to place special leds in a special housing around roots. Underground leds housing is waterproof and pest proof. It is approx 5watt heater.  Another 5 watt led heater is housed inside a semi-tube that is placed around trunk. The approx 10w heater (or higher temp too) is wired to a thermostat set to 1 degree above freezing (or similar degree area), wired to charge controller, wired to battery. A solar panel rests on top housing that contains battery, charge controller, 3rd 5 watt led heater and ac adapter. The housing rests on a lawn spike that is placed near plant. Leds rest on the product unit wired to on/off switch to daylight sensor to on/off/on switch to charge controller/to ac adapter, which allows users to turn on decorative lights at night. Users can set unit to solar battery power with on/off/on switch, or can set it to ac extension cord when it is too cloudy for several days. Mangos, pinapple, banana trees could survive snow winters, slightly damaged, with spring blooming potential. The semi-tube has opaque window to reveal led activity. 

232.1 GTTWBD minus panel, battery

The unit is wired same, however it does not include solar panel and battery. Users can use it as purely ac extension cord use or add custom panel/battery to it.

232.2 The spike contains heating element, heater

232.3 includes ac charger component so that users have option to charge battery with extension cord

Note to investors/audience* Max: "Yes I know how to make these things. I could supply 1,000,000+ units, however wholesale costs have not been established."


233. Indoor Manual Plant Pump  Vase

It is a 2 part bin vase where top part is bin with floor screen that fits into above bin. Soil and plant seed are placed in top bin where water is poured into that strains down into bottom bin. A tube squeeze pump arm directs water from lower bin back up to top bin, by pinching with fingers or hand, so that overflow can be stored to replenish. Bins may not be clear opaque because sun will harm roots if so.


234. Counter Dual Propeller

It is a propeller that has 2 seperate propellers, one central and other around, where both propellers spin in opposite direction, pushing air in same direction by opposite angled fin blades. The benefit, compared to typical single propeller, is the absence of the effect that is the vehicle spinning instead of propeller. For example, an rc helicopter placed upside down, the body spins, and right side up the propeller spins, as though the body and propeller are related to both spinning. If both spin at 20 mph, if the body stops spinning then the propeller will be spinning at 40mph. Such physics is why helicopters can not be spheres with a propeller on top because both will spin at same time. That is why helicopters have long tails.

234.1 Maze Propeller

Maze propeller is a counter dual propeller where central propeller is rotor rod and outer propeller is tube. The central propeller rotor spins inside tube with gears that act as stabilizers spacers. The result is outer and central propeller both spin in opposite directions while only one, either, is driven by motor gear drive. The tube and interior rotor may tend to spin all together in likewise direction until not spinning in likewise direction dictated by speed or wind, as though it is an automatic propeller transmission.


Note* On page 2017 inventions, I explain disclaimer that says "all i.p. are speculated to be original, where a patent search is required for final proof". That way, if it is a coincidence that I invented the same product as someone else, then the disclaimer. If anyone patents my inventions after I invented them, then I am the inventor not them. 

I claim I can sue anyone for slandering me of originality discredit. That is true because I am not rich yet, and slander has hurt my business. Another company can not use that same method against me because a company can not prove that my originality claims have hurt their business when they have evidence of success.

Enemy gov employee or enemy company says : "Oh, I didn't realize that."

234.2 Stationary Ring Rail Gear

It is a maze propeller that has it's in-between-gear(s) that are railed to the body of the vehicle. In between gear is gear that spins between outer and central rotor. As that ring railed gear(s) is mounted to the vehicle mass body, the non-driven rotor is forced to be driven in unison, as all gears spin together.

234.3  Clutch Ring Rail Gear

Similar to 234.2, however a clutch mechanism allows control of ring rail gear to be stationary or non-stationary.

234.4 Door Paddle on non-driven Propeller

DPONDP is a special propeller mechanism that can be described as a "hinged" propeller blade, where, if outer tube is driven (gear drive engaged by motor) then the central rotor may tend to spin with the direction of the driven rotor, where it is shape flat aerodynamic, until momentum or clutch cause the non-driven central rotor to spin opposite, instead spinning alike direction, where the hinge forces the blade to change from flat to scoop according to spin direction change, causing turbo thrust without additional motor acceleration.

For example, if A is tube rotor, B is interior rotor, if A has gear teeth welded around it and a chain and motor are hugging it, then A will spin with chain and B will either spin with A or B will spin opposite A.

235. GuardoTemp Vase Pot

It is similar to 232, however it is an electronic pot for non-hardy plants to stay automatically heated in winter time. The pot itself is heated electronically with thermostat.

235.1   with automatic watering system

Using a timer or moisture sensor with drip irrigation or faucet hose pump, plants can be automatically watered and heated to grow tropical plants in snowy climates.


236. Top of the Toilet brand

TOTTB is a product line of various appliances and mechanisms that fit inside the top of a toilet. Some models require the toilet's cover to be removed and others hide under the cover. TOTTB's are molded shaped to fit into toilet's intake water area, so that the bin does not disturb the toilet's flushing working mechanism.

Safe Storage- it is a gun safe or valuables safe that rests in the water, waterproof with a locking storage bin.

236.1 Faucet Sink

Instead of the toilet top being a simple flat cover, it is a faucet sink where the toilet's intake water is used to pipe up to the sink, where the water falls back down waiting to be flushed. 

236.2 Heater Storage

It is a storage bin combined with an ac heating element. Users can store magazines or stuff while having a toilet warm to the touch.

236.3 Storage bin

It makes use of the approx 1 cu ft. without getting items wet.

236.4 Thermoelectric unit

It uses the water as a heat-sink-radiator so the toilet is warm to the touch, while the frozen element fans the air as air conditioning.

236.5 Fume Air Purifier

It purifies the air, filtering air intake and breezing air outtake.

236.6 Motion Sensor Animatronic

A great way to scare party guests, an animatronic rises up when sensing motion, and falls back into place.

236.7 Hydroponic System

Users can grow plants that need no extra watering because the toilet's intake water is used for the plants automatically.

236.8 Drinking Fountain

Similar to 236.1 however a drinking fountain on top provides sipping use. A water-filter can be interchangeable in-line or without.

236.9 Pond Fountain

Water is lifted to create soothing water sounds, where the water falls back down into the toilet's intake chamber. Various artistic models can include stones, bamboo, seashells or tiers.

236.90 Music System Speakers

The toilet will become a musical chair for listening to music in the bathroom without taking up too much space.

236.91 Projector Television

It projects tv, shows, movies and media onto the wall.

236.92 Lamp

With a clear opaque cover, underneath is light bulb/led. 

237. Hide A Beverage

It is a cup comprised of 2 parts, 1 part is the cup with a hole port at the bottom edge, the other part is a mechanical variety of chambers that hold various instant drink syrup, just add water. A line on the cup marks the drink mix to be dispensed, by twisting the chamber part until a desired flavor is lined up, and then the user pushes a button to squirt the mix into the cup with added water. The 2 components click together, and a spring button releases them apart. Users buy entire bottom components to interchange. Bottom component can be disposable or re-fillable, with flavors that include alcohol, caffeine, caffeine free, fruit juice, tea, coffee, vitamin dose, pure sugar, pure honey, creamer, and more. Users can mix and match flavors and additives by twisting to correct position and pushing button and twisting to next position to inject more. A lid allows users to shake the contents together or a spoon.

237.1 electric Hide A Beverage

The cup resembles a small blender, where the blender blades are soft silicone battery powered to mix the drink.

237.2 Automatic Hide A Beverage

It is an electric hide a beverage that includes a motorized bilge so that each flavor requires no twist, only a soft button push.


238. Thermoelectric vehicle window system "THE PORTABLE EMERGENCY AUTOMOTIVE AIR CONDITIONER"

It is a peltier air conditioning unit and foam pad that allows users to place it in an open window, gently roll up window until unit is stationary, where cold air is cycled in the vehicle and hot air is blown away from the outside  window.

Instant air conditioning in any vehicle without screws, drills or installation mess. Simply put on, roll up, roll down, put away.

Suction cups can reinforce leashing of unit. A slit allows window to slide firmly into flexible material to provide air-locking of outside/inside and stability support for device.

238.1 TVWS with parachute flap switch

Parachute flap switch is a mechanism that automatically turns air conditioning on or off by sensing driving-wind, where the wind causes the circuit to close as on, and absence of wind with spring retention causes unit to be off.

It is important for unit to be off when no wind because heat sink does not radiate without wind blowing on it, so peltier will become too hot and damaged without parachute flap switch or without extra electric exterior fan blowing on it.

When driver slows down at stoplight, air conditioning turns off. When driver accelerates, air conditioner turns back on.

Or when vehicle stops, the exterior fan turns on. When vehicle drives, wind causes exterior fan to turn off so that the heat sink can rely on the driving wind without wasting power to exterior fan.

AUTOMOBILE AIR CONDITIONERS (FACTORY) USE APPROX 3KW (3,000 WATTS). "THE EMERGENCY AC" WILL ONLY USE ABOUT 50 WATTS TO 100 WATTS. THE AVERAGE VEHICLE BATTERY IS ABOUT 1,200 WATT HOURS.

THAT MEANS FACTORY AC CAN RUN PARKED FOR ABOUT 25 MINUTES TILL BATTERY SHUTS DOWN.

"EMERGENCY AC" CAN RUN PARKED FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS TILL BATTERY NEEDS TO BE RECHARGED.



239. Hingebar Wheelbarrow Accessory

It is a kit, or can be already installed on new wheelbarrows, to customize old wheelbarrows. The kit demands users cut the handle poles, drill on the hingebar. The result is a wheelbarrow that stores more compact and can hold carabiner objects.



240. Wearable Keychain

WK is a key chain that is a mechanical unit that extends, unrolls to become waterproof suspenders. The suspenders has 4 spool wires, padded  or less narrow at shoulder place, that unroll against spring retention and lock in to place,  with 4 clamps to grab to shorts or pants. At the click of a button, the spring mechanism unlocks to reel in the suspenders back into the unit. 

Optional final models can have waterproof flashlight, wallet and/or solar panel. The unit worn should rest high on the back at the neck area to prevent discomfort when sitting, or can be worn backwards, as unit on chest. 

A hole allows carabiner to be placed to grab onto keys. It can be a special product for swimmers and also for camping, recreation or fashion.

Good for the beach. Model could resemble a red crab, although might be sach-religious. "Is that a crab on your back?" "No, it's a wearable keychain. Buy it online at SimcrimeCom's investor's  place."

SIMCRIMECOM INVENTED THE FIRST RETRACTABLE SUSPENDERS...AND IT'S A KEYCHAIN!


241. Grocery Hydroponics System

GHS is a hydroponics tray with grow lights that is special designed for vegetables bought at the grocery store to be transplanted until consumed. GHS has slots for carrots, lettuce cabbage heads, sprouts, and other fruits and vegetables. Users fill filtered water and plug into ac outlet or place at window. VEGETABLES WILL GAIN WEIGHT INSTEAD OF WILT WHILE WAITING IN THE KITCHEN!

241.1 Individual GHS -Carrots

241.2 IGHS -Lettuce

241.3 IGHS -Corn

241.4 IGHS -Misc

241.5 GHS Fruit stem hydroponics

Apples, pears and more can gain weight in the kitchen by snipping the tip of the stem off and clamping a hydroponics tube to it, mimicing natural plant moisture, among sunlight or grow lights.


242. AC-brela

AC-brela is a beach umbrella that has a hollow pole, where a thermoelectric peltier blows cold air under the umbrella and sends hot air up out the umbrella tube, heat rising into the sky. It is 1 umbrella cloth, 1 hollow tube, 1 sand anchor or pool deck weight, 1 thermoelectric air conditioning system, a rechargeable battery with both vehicle-outlet and wall outlet plugs.


Note* Final model could have rechargeable D size batteries hidden in the bottom pole with the electronics instead of square battery. Less bulky.

AC-Brela is wired to be Solar charge capable, so users can add their own panel resting on the ground beside plugged into the AC-Brela.

242.1 SOLAR AC-brela

The umbrella cloth has solar panels.

242.2 Chest Accessory

An ice chest connects to a/c air fan to provide cooler/freezer ammenity for food and beverage, with extra out-take fan that acts as both cooler and air conditioner.

242.3 AC-Brela Chest

It is a wheeled AC-Brela that has cooler ice box instead of anchor, where umbrella tube fits into on top the cooler box.

242.4 AC-Brela Hidden D-cell components tube

8 d-cell 10,000mah (or any mah) rechargeable batteries are series to 12v, 2 sets of series 8 d-cells where each set is parallel to eachother 16 d-cell batteries wired at 12v and 20ah are hidden in a tube, connected to 12v solar charge controller and connected to ac/dc 12v wall charger and connected to Ac/adapter. Wall charger, Ac/adapter, solar charge controller and 16 d-cell batteries are inside tube together with port access for plug, solar array wires, charge controller load wires. Thermoelectric peltier air conditioning unit is inlaid on tube, where cold side radiator/fan is outside on tube perpendicular and heat side radiator fan is air-locked inside tube. Insulation provides protection between heat side peltier and interior battery components, as they both share the tube as housing. An elevated air intake port is a smaller interior tube that draws air from outside to  under heat-fan in tube which sends air above and out. The control panel includes on/off/on switch that controls wall outlet use or solar/battery use, only one at a time, one or the other. Control panel includes on/off switch for air conditioner.

Wall outlet on will charge battery and power peltier at same time, so it will charge  during use. Solar/battery on will use battery power with or without sun. Solar will not charge battery unless wall outlet is off.

Tube has interior diameter approx 1.5 inches.  Optional component is 12v thermostat for presetting shut down temp (perhaps 65F in sun) where 66F or more temp turns on air conditioner and 65F or below turns off air conditioner. Optional component 5v phone charger outlet. Optional component is lights.


Air intake tube is optional design element if air intake hole is at heat side peltier area instead. The air intake hole might radiate heat into cold desired area, so air intake tube might be better. The top of the tube is protected from rain by being bent, or optional chimney covers could be adorned on straight pipe models.

Heat chimney pipe way will be hot to the touch in use, unless I include the air-intake-tube as the large tube itself wher air is drawn from near the top under canopy, goes down to the bottom where a secondary interior tube is the internal-outake-tube, that sends fanned hot air up and out the top of canopy. With an internal-outrake-tube, the AC-Brela tube might only be warm to the touch, not hot to the touch.

NOTE* I can sell working prototypes of AC-Brela without paying patent royalties to peltier owner if I simply buy thermoelectric peltier units. Peltiers are for sale that I can buy and re-sell.  AS IF, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE PELTIERS LIKE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE AC-BRELAS.

IF ANYBODY WANTS TO BUY AN AC-BRELA, I CAN CHARGE YOU $500 FREE-SHIPPING. BUSINESSES INTERESTED IN PROTOTYPE COULD GET ONE DELIVERED. YOU CAN TRY IT OUT AND IF YOU WANT TO INVEST, WE CAN ESTABLISH WHOLESALE PRICES FOR SALE. I ESTIMATE WHOLESALE AC-BRELA TO HAVE MATERIAL COSTS OF $65 FOR 1,000 PLUS QUANTITIES. HIDDEN FEES WILL BE DESIGNER COST (ROYALTY), LABOR COST, PACKAGING COST, SHIPPING COST, FACILITY COST, MARKETING COST, COPYRIGHT BRAND COST AND TAX. I THINK I CAN PROBABLY DO 1,000 UNITS FOR $100 EACH PLUS FREIGHT SHIPPING COST.  At the end of every year, I can be paid $10 per unit sold. At MSRP $200, $10 is only 5% royalties. $200 price minus $100 cost minus $10 roy =$90 unit profit   90×1,000=$90,000

Sell a million not a thousand? 1,000×90,000= 90 mil


IF I SELL 1,000 FOR $100 EACH, MY BUSINESS WILL PROFIT $45,000.

IF YOU BUY 1,000 FOR $100,000 , MSRP IS $175 TO $400, YOU WILL PROFIT $75,000 TO $300,000.

I WOULD RECEIVE, ASSEMBLE, MANUFACTURE, PACKAGE, SHIP.

YOU WOULD RECEIVE, STORE, MARKET AND SHIP.

SO YOU CAN BUY 1 AC-BRELA FROM MY BUSINESS FOR $500 WITH EITHER HIDDEN BATTERIES OR LARGER BATTERY BOX. SEND AN EMAIL. 


243. Hot/cold Pool Machine

I emailed about 3 pool product companies and I said something like : "I noticed you don't have any pool cooling products, water-conditioning is easy, hire my business as an independent contractor designer, thermoelectric pool water-conditioner, like air conditioner, is not utility-patent worthy because cycling cooled water is what general thermoelectric does (as if nobody can patent a lawnmower that mows astroturf not grass when it is a lawnmower on astroturf not grass, as if a peltier is a peltier in water, whether the water is a swimming pool or not). To cool pool, cold side peltier is submersed with water pumping, and hot side is chimney fanned up into the sky. Oh two pumps could draw water from both sides of peltier to opposite sides of pool, where result is one side of pool is warm and other side is cold."

So hot/cold pool machine could be a new product, however as an invention it is simply a thermoelectric unit. If a design-patent is awarded for a hot/cold pool machine that has 10ft. long tubes, then another design-patent could be filed for one that has 10.1ft tubes, and 10.2ft tubes, and 10.3ft tubes, etc. So if scammers say "It's patented.", they mean it has a specific design-patent for size, shape or color. One has a circular tube, oh another has a square shape tube...star shaped tube! Corrugated tube with molded shapes and polka-dots!

Note* That is why many of my inventions are unspecific because I have invented utility-patent-worthy inventions. I do not need to specify nut and bolt placement, size, color, length etc. because very descriptive specifications are not for utility-patents. For example, a design patent for suspenders might say complete descriptions of clothing article as two 3-ft. long braided leather ropes with one 1inch diameter bronze button sewn onto cross stitch with 4 spring clips, however as I invented a brand new machine that is Wearable Keychain, the first retractable suspenders, it is utility-patent-worthy, so I do not need to explain how springs work or what type of material the springs are because springs it self is already a known invention as component. Elastic is a cloth spring mechanism. Nobody can get a design-patent on my utility-patent-worthy inventions unless they pay my business agreed payment. Wearable Keychain can be 4 ft. long extended or 3 ft. long extended, the clips can be red or blue or pink, there could be button loops instead of clips, the housing could have anything on it including fake crab, seashell, flashlight, emergency led beacon, gps, smoking pipe, waterproof storage case, wallet, air purifier, bottle opener, cell phone holder, anything. If it is wearable suspenders that retracts into a smaller unit mechanically then it is my utility-patent-worthy intellectual property.